Cheesy Pick-up Lines

Don't ask why, but here are some really bad ones!

• "Your name must be Sherry... 'cause you're so intoxicating!"


• (Sprinkle water on the lady) "I'm sorry, but you're just too hot."


• "Do you mind?" (Woman: "Huh?") "You are distracting me with your beauty!"


• "I hope you brought crutches because I've gone all weak on seeing you."


• "Do you sell insurance?" (Woman: "No...") "Well I should've bought some because I'm dying to know you."


• "Look out the window at the sky!" (Woman: "Well yeah?") "Don't you see something missing? Your starry eyes...."